Don't Shake the Baby

Generalist sentiments regarding love, the art of drinking and drive by farting.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Pick-up

OK, this is a call for all the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard from a guy.
Or hell, from a girl for that matter.

It's for this thing I'm doing. Ahem.

No, but really. I think my favorite ever was:
"With legs like that, it's like you were born to walk"

An aside--when I heard this, I had so many come-backs pop up in my head I literally cramped up and just uttered a weak 'thanks'.

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