Nobody's home
An Asian mini-mart down the street from me is closing, and this is what their sign says. It makes me laugh:
GO AWAY SALE!
EVERYTHING 10% OFF
EXCEPT RICE AND BEER
We gave you 10% off of that damn Twinkie. Now seriously. Go away.
2 Comments:
At 4:47 PM, April 27, 2005, thatgirlkelly said…
I saw a strip club once with a sign that read, "Grand Opening". Kinda freaked me out.
At 9:22 AM, May 05, 2005, Betagal said…
I'm very sad, the sign is gone now. It go away.
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