What a Gas

You know the sound the wind makes when it blow over the open end of a large pipe? The deep vibrating HMMMMMMMMMMMM. I love the resonance, can feel it in my chest area. Autoclaves sometimes make the same sound when exhausting steam.

Today I went to the bathroom to pee, had a little gas and decided, since I was alone in the restroom, I would let it out. It started off normal, not too loud, not very forceful, but then it just kept on going.

Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

For like a whole minute.

They say the world is always speaking to us if we just listen. I wonder what she was trying to say?