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OK, do you guys have any serious advice for how to deal with an officemate who stinks? This is getting out of hand, and I can think of no polite way to bring it up. Any suggestions?
For 3 consecutive weeks, I recorded his stink (in arbitrary Hobo Power Units, or HPUs), as well as kept track of which shirt out of his collection of 3 shirts (yes, 3 shirts) he wore on any given day. The fact that he only owns one pair of jeans rendered pants-tracking useless.
The chart is self-explanatory, and indicates that showering does not occur during the work week.
The shirt color data are provided as a heat-map, if you will. I thought I was detecting a shirt-color pattern, with Friday shaping up to be his Black Shirt Day - but he threw me for a loop when he wore his green shirt on the last Friday.
OK, do you guys have any serious advice for how to deal with an officemate who stinks? This is getting out of hand, and I can think of no polite way to bring it up. Any suggestions?
For 3 consecutive weeks, I recorded his stink (in arbitrary Hobo Power Units, or HPUs), as well as kept track of which shirt out of his collection of 3 shirts (yes, 3 shirts) he wore on any given day. The fact that he only owns one pair of jeans rendered pants-tracking useless.
The chart is self-explanatory, and indicates that showering does not occur during the work week.
The shirt color data are provided as a heat-map, if you will. I thought I was detecting a shirt-color pattern, with Friday shaping up to be his Black Shirt Day - but he threw me for a loop when he wore his green shirt on the last Friday.
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