Don't Shake the Baby

Generalist sentiments regarding love, the art of drinking and drive by farting.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Random Thoughts About My Week-So Far

I've been getting in to work late these days, mostly because the boy tends to turn off the alarm rather than hit snooze. That's how my Monday started, we a ultra jolt to the system realizing I only had 15 minutes to shower shampoo and shine.

Next day, i actually get into the gym, but realize I forgot I had to take my car to mechanic. This is the '63 valient and she didn't start that morning, so I called AAA. They tried to give her a jump, but the gas leak from the filter hose seemed to be a problem....why he got all worked up about gas dripping on the exhaust manifold I will never know.

Any who, while Mr. AAA is hooking up Ruby (that's the car) I'm getting my stuff together to leave the house....only to lock my keys in the house. Great, so now I have a tow truck driver and a dead car and the friggin keys are AWOL. Can I just mention that it is NOT EVEN 9am at this point?

Okay, break into house, grab keys and change pants that have been snagged by and errant nail while climbing through window. Follow car to mechanic. Watch two truck driver turn into a dead end ally with car. Prey he doesn't smash her into the garbage truck now behind him.

When I finally get to the mechanics, who appear to still be asleep, I leave Ruby behind to head off to work. Only to realize when I'm halfway there that I forgot to leave the bloody car keys.

mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Okay fast forward to work where I come into a box of 500 promotional magnets I had made only to find that though very nice looking...don't have the ALL IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBER on them.

Happy Fucking Tuesday.

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