Shake the Baby
A friend reminded me that this blog exists. Turns out since its inception I have my very own baby to shake...don't worry I use this. M has been around for about 7 months now and lucky us she was a sleeper from the start, so I have to say the whole baby things appears to be easy cheesy from my POV (waiting for anvil to fall on my head).
The hardest part is letting go of the freedom. I miss being able to do what I want when I want. Life is still possible it just requires a lot more coordination. And if coordination isn't possible I just slip in elements of my past life packaged up in 15 minutes increments throughout the day. Who knew that a taking dump would be viewed as a bit of a break? Throw in the new Maker or VF and it's a freaking spa day.
I suppose I should say I wouldn't change a thing and mostly that is true. Still I wish someone would invent a baby storage locker. I mean they are just sleeping its a sort of suspended animation, why not use that time for a little adult recreation? Perfect time for a cocktail and a show. What they don't know can't hurt them right?
The hardest part is letting go of the freedom. I miss being able to do what I want when I want. Life is still possible it just requires a lot more coordination. And if coordination isn't possible I just slip in elements of my past life packaged up in 15 minutes increments throughout the day. Who knew that a taking dump would be viewed as a bit of a break? Throw in the new Maker or VF and it's a freaking spa day.
I suppose I should say I wouldn't change a thing and mostly that is true. Still I wish someone would invent a baby storage locker. I mean they are just sleeping its a sort of suspended animation, why not use that time for a little adult recreation? Perfect time for a cocktail and a show. What they don't know can't hurt them right?
Labels: freaking babies