Don't Shake the Baby

Generalist sentiments regarding love, the art of drinking and drive by farting.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Cutting the Fat

Cake gone and flowers out. Saving about 500 dollars. Not bad. Instead there will be cupcakes and with any luck I won't be thrown in the slammer on my wedding day for stealing the hydranges from the neighbor, "That would be something BORROWED officer."

Here's hoping Matilda learns to walk in 52 days.