Don't Shake the Baby

Generalist sentiments regarding love, the art of drinking and drive by farting.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

TMI

There is an expiration date on the human body, we all know this, literature is written about our mortality. There are paintings, songs, yachts for the psychoanalyst. The much less discussed, “best if used by” is the date that most consumes me these days. I believe mine has come and gone...likely some time in April or May of 2009.

Since that date, I have been hit with a massive flu that took about 4 weeks to fully recover. Follow that up with a crushing depression that must be hormone related but it comes at the wrong time of my cycle. Began having joint pain regularly. Got a case of the yeasties and now to top it all off i have a lump in my breast.

FU forty. FU and the horse on which you ride.